Aston Villa v Liverpool: Premier League – live!

1 min Peep peep! Liverpool, in their off-white away strip, kick off from right to left.

The players are coming out. This is a must-win game for Liverpool, ideally a win-by-three-or-four game.

“Penny for the thoughts of Harry Kane tonight,” says David Wall. “On a different subject, they’ve been discussing on the radio whether City have ever signed someone of Haaland’s status before. Does no one remember when they signed Robinho? Sure, he’d perhaps flattered to deceive a little in the couple of years before, but he was still incredibly high profile. He was expected to be THE big thing only a few years before. That said, I expect Haaland is pretty clear about which club he’s joining, and you’d think it’ll go better than Robinho’s move did.”

All very fair points. You could make a case for Yaya Toure as well, though I guess Haaland is more coveted. We should patent a Statusometer for transfers like this, pull the data right of our well never mind.

The pre-match thoughts of Jurgen Klopp, Esq.